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fyi [15 Jul 2005|03:31pm]

oystercracker
all songs have (at long last!) been converted to mp3 format on the site. movin' up, we are.

further enticement, particularly if your name is michelle: they have album art in iTunes.
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HOLY CRAP! [14 Jul 2005|02:30am]

oystercracker
NEW SHIT!


and on a more important note: i'm a really picky eater, so i think it's kind of strange that i like some seriously strangely textured foods. like oatmeal, which looks like snot. i love oatmeal! and cottage cheese. mmm, cottage cheese!
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[12 Jul 2005|07:53pm]

oystercracker
i love looking at statistics for the site because i get to see what sort of searches bring people into our loving arms. the majority of our "fan base", i think, are probably people who found us when they were googling the word "puke" (we come up tenth). i like that. those are our people. people who research vomit in their spare time.

additional searches and how we rank:
-"puke the dog", 4th
-"my dog is pretty", 3rd
-"my dog ate puke", #1!!!
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oh yes, oh yes. [11 Jul 2005|01:11pm]

oystercracker
new stuff is coming. contain yourselves.
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RE: Vomit. [01 May 2005|08:48pm]

velcrofeet
I am really sick with some kind of whooping cough sinus related death virus, which involves me sniffling up a lot of snot which then proceeds to go down my pipes (technical medical term) and into my lungs, where the phlegm factory goes into full force. Basically what I'm getting at here is that I have been hacking up all of this disgusting green phlegm, which has been getting lodged in my throat and making me sound like an elderly child molester whenever I speak.

I have not thrown up because of this just yet, but I think it is safe to say from my gagging reflexes that vomit is definitely in my future.

Lovingly,
Jennomitous Throwupicarr
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[23 Jan 2005|11:29pm]

velcrofeet
today i drank a lot of 7up which always makes my stomach hurt but i forgot that. but i drank a lot of it. and then i puked.
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JUST AN UPDATE [22 Dec 2004|10:53am]

oystercracker
RIGHT NOW i am studying cathedral architecture. which sucks.

BUT IN A MERE THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES i will be eating a turkey burger with cheese. WHICH RULEZZZZ@(*%%*_
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i wonder how my penetrating gaze figures in [05 Dec 2004|02:19am]

oystercracker
How long would you last in a zombie movie by zombi357
Username
Weapon of choice
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Chance you will survive: 46%
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i know, i know. it's hard to believe pressurized water won't save me.

How long would you last in a zombie movie by zombi357
Username
Weapon of choice
Friend who turned that you had to killobeybrewski
Chance you will survive: 26%
Quiz created with MemeGen!


clearly violence / the original high performance blaster is not the answer. neither is knowledge. i should probably just go the conventional route and use a chainsaw.
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by day we're killing the undead, by night we're snuggling in bed [27 Nov 2004|03:25am]

velcrofeet
take the pretty as puke challenge! and then see how true of a fan you are!
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[25 Nov 2004|05:54am]

velcrofeet
happy thanksgiving from pretty as puke!:



love,
nicoleslaw and jennocide
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BAND NEWS [17 Nov 2004|03:52am]

velcrofeet
today i ate a bagel for breakfast at four pm. and then i had spaghetti for dinner. and then after that i had a blueberry muffin, and i think that was what did it. "it" is me puking (very prettily, i might add) in the bathroom. i noticed some blueberry and the spaghetti was prevalent, but there was no bagel to be seen. which makes me wonder if the bagel was already digested, or simply overpowered by the spaghetti sauce and blueberry. i'm not really sure. i am full of really deep questions like this. if anyone could help me out that would be great.

p.s. one time when i was out west camping, we were in the trailer having spaghetti for dinner. i was like, seven. and i got really nauseous and i puked up the spaghetti and meatballs all over the plaid seats and then when i puked in the toilet it came out my nose.

...true story.
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help me heather: advice for gURLS! [10 Nov 2004|01:03am]

oystercracker
Dear Heather,

I have this fear of puke. Pretty stupid, but I hate it. This fear is ruining my life. I don't like to go on boat rides, plane rides, car rides with people I don't know too well, go to the bathroom in public places, etc.--just because somebody could get sick. I don't know what it is, but nobody really understands and they think less of me for it. I want to be a mom when I get older, but I'm afraid to because if my kids got sick, I couldn't deal with it. Please help me--I just want my life to be normal.

...
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[26 Oct 2004|11:18pm]

oystercracker
i'm really sick of pizza.
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ourrr loveeee is pureeeeee [14 Oct 2004|09:05pm]

velcrofeet
[ mood | //mushy ]

hello pretty as puke fans,

nothing much is new here! pretty as puke has been busy writing papers about feminism, eating cucumber sandwiches, riding green bikes, figuring out their halloween costumes, and obsessing over harry and the potters.

this is a picture from the latest show we've had:


that's all for now, thanks for listening!

p.s. what's your favorite item on the taco bell menu?
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